Question by James: Would anyone, with a well-paying job and good healthcare policy, be interested in an arranged marriage?
I’m great looking, smart, can cook and clean, but I don’t have the time or interest to go out and meet women. If there a good-looking woman out there who feels the same way and has a good job and can support my somewhat sporadic income as a result of playing online poker while attending law school, let’s get this thing done. Marriage has its financial and societal benefits, but I do not consider it an eternal bond nor do I care if you sleep around, as long as I know with whom and as long you do not have AIDS. I’m entirely open-minded, not clingy at all, and I don’t snore. I even put down the toilet seat when I’m done. If I sound like the person for you, let me know, and we can hammer out the details in the form of a written agreement and our families can exchange dowries immediately. I don’t want children, but I’m willing to budge on my stance if it involves adopting an 18-year old Korean Girl. Please respond if you are interested so we can discuss further.
I’m not a pedophile. I’m 22 years old. I will be attending law school next fall but haven’t decided where, so don’t worry about locale.
To box of rain: I’m not looking for a date. I’m looking for an arranged marriage partner.
To Ahmad: Thanks for the offer on your maid, but it doesn’t sound like she’ll make enough to support me and my free-spending habits.
To Kalis: I am entirely serious. As far what I offer: I’m great looking, highly intelligent, good at housework, and I can do a pretty mean robot dance. I’m sure you can find some functionality in me. I’m willing to lay out a blueprint of my daily contributions upon entering the written contract stage.
To all prospective arranged marriage partners: I will probably still date on the side, but I will inform in advance. I do not do online dating. I think it is pathetic. Online arranged marriages, on the other hand, are much more convenient and time-efficient (condensing what would usually take years into a matter of hours) and it would really facilitate the whole process for me and anyone else with a lot going on their lives.
Also, to prospective online arranged marriage partners: You will be taking part in a historic event as my research shows there are no precedents for this. You will be one-half of the first ever online arranged marriage and a pioneer for a future phenomenon. We will probably even end on The View at some point and possibly end up with our own late night show and cable TV. Think of the historic value, let alone the benefits of an arranged marriage with arguably the most divine person on this planet.
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Answer by QWERTY
~lol~ Law school? Perfecto!
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