Stop Snoring Remedies

A woman went to the doctor’s office one day to try and find a cure for her husband’s snoring. The doctor said, “when he falls asleep, tie a string around his penis, and the snoring will stop.”

So that night, the woman and her husband go to bed. Shortly thereafter, he starts snoring away. So she gets up, rummages through the closet, and finds a blue piece of ribbon. She ties it around his penis and the snoring stops.

A few hours later, the family dog comes into the bedroom to sleep, and he starts snoring very loudly. The wife gets up, and decides to try the snoring remedy on him. She finds a red piece of ribbon, ties it around the dog’s penis. It works so she goes back to bed.

The next morning, the husband wakes up. He goes into the bathroom, and the dog follows him. When he goes to use the toilet, he looks down, sees the ribbon, and looks at the dog, and sees his ribbon.

He looks back at himself, then the dog, and says, “Boy I don’t know what we did last night, but whatever it was, we took first and second place.”

It is possible to wake yourself snoring if you get loud enough or actually stop breathing.
Sometimes you actually let out a big snort after an apnea. You may want to get this checked out. It could be a very serious health hazard. Good luck

did the lights in a meeting ever hypnotize you and you felt like you were swirling and couldn’t keep awake to hear the speaker?
Did you ever forget your name? or where you lived?
What wierd stuff like those things has happened to you?

i heard my dad make a whistling noise while he was breathing at night, first it was normal, then around every 10 seconds i would hear a little whistle. i saw the lung cancer commercial about hearing a whistling noise. my dad smoked since he was 12 and now he is 40. he had a checkup for lung cancer in february and nothing was found. the whistling noise also wasnt very loud, it was kind of faint.